Big Red here with some military humor.....
So, TAKE FIVE!
My high school History teacher assigned my class to ask a veteran about their service. My dad told me his brother Slats had served in Africa with the Big Red 1 during WWII. My dad drove me over to Uncle Slats house to interview him the following day. After a few basic questions, I apprehensively asked, “Did you ever kill anyone?”
Uncle Slats got real quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, Probably.
"I was the cook.”
Tell this one to your buddies at your next reenactment and if they want to know where you heard it, tell em...
Big Red Says!
FIVE'S OVER - MOVE OUT!